Rory: Mom, you don't have to sleep in here tonight.
Lorelai: I think the chair looks nice here.
Rory: What's the blanket for?
Lorelai: In case the chair gets cold.
Rory: The pillow?
Lorelai: To keep the blanket company. Okay, everything's in its place. Chair seems warm, blanket seems happy. Just one thing missing. Oh... [sits down] Good night.
Rory: Freak of sideshow proportions.
Lorelai: I love you, too.
Rory: Mom. I'm sorry.
Lorelai: Ssh. The chair is trying to sleep.