Lorelai: Do you want to sit down?
Luke: And then he told me he's going to buy the building next to the diner, turn it into a plate shop for freaks who don't have the brainpower to collect stamps! I lost it!
Lorelai: I can't picture that.
Luke: I walked around in a blind rage. I was crazy. I bought one of those Belgian waffles with ice cream dipped in chocolate.
Lorelai: You ate that?
Luke: No, I didn't eat it.
Lorelai: Of course not.
Luke: I'm upset, not suicidal.