Lorelai: I mean, I know you hate the world, but I thought you liked Rory.
Jess: I didn't do anything.
Lorelai: Bull.
Jess: Whatever.
Lorelai: Oh, don't "whatever" me, you little jerk. You let Rory run around completely panicked thinking she lost the bracelet. She was miserable. Do you understand that?
Jess: I didn't take it.
Lorelai: I'm sure you're jealous of Dean because he's great and Rory's madly in love with him. But you taking the bracelet didn't hurt Dean, it hurt Rory. That bracelet is the most precious thing she owns. She never takes it off. It means everything to her. And you stealing it was unbelievably cruel.
Jess: The most precious thing she owns?
Lorelai: Yes!
Jess: If it's the most precious thing she owns why did it take her two weeks to figure out it was gone, huh? You might want to reevaluate how madly in love she is. I wouldn't start calling him "son" yet.
Lorelai: Get out of here.
Jess: You read my mind.