Quote from Jess in Lost and Found
Lorelai: You took it, didn't you? Jess: Excuse me? Lorelai: Rory's bracelet. You had it the whole time. Jess: No idea what you're talking about. Lorelai: How'd you get it? Jess: I didn't get anything. Lorelai: What, did you break into our house? You got all dressed in black, and pulled a Mission: Impossible? Jess: Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus. Lorelai: Very funny. Jess: I thought a ridiculous accusation deserved such a response.