Lorelai: You took it, didn't you?
Jess: Excuse me?
Lorelai: Rory's bracelet. You had it the whole time.
Jess: No idea what you're talking about.
Lorelai: How'd you get it?
Jess: I didn't get anything.
Lorelai: What, did you break into our house? You got all dressed in black, and pulled a Mission: Impossible?
Jess: Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus.
Lorelai: Very funny.
Jess: I thought a ridiculous accusation deserved such a response.