Rory: Then she chased me halfway down the street with a hose. It was like a scene from Silkwood.
Lorelai: Ugh, news travels way too fast around here.
Rory: Four people asked me when we were tenting, two asked if we were moving, one asked me if we were atheists.
Lorelai: See, we have to stop talking to people. We have to stay at home with the curtains drawn collecting old newspapers, muttering to each other, eating nothing but Cup-a-Soup and Slim Jims.