Lorelai: Sweet little Fran, the cupcake lady. Not some cigar-chomping, dirty-dealing city slicker.
Sookie: Oh, that's good. Hey, "The Country Slicker". Funny name, cutesy idea.
Lorelai: It's a little much.
Sookie: It's way too much.
Lorelai: I'll call Fran.
Sookie: [gasps] "Fran's Old Place". It'll be like Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. People will be trying to figure out who Fran is. Or "The In Inn" Yeah, it's like an inn that's in with the in-crowd. I'm gonna go sit down.
Lorelai: Do that, sweetie.