Rory: Mom took me to the circus once when I was really little and this clown knocked into me and I dropped my cotton candy. We didn't have a lot of money back then so she couldn't buy me another one and I started crying. So, she literally chased the clown onstage, ripped off his wig and said she wouldn't give it back unless he bought me another candy.
Max Medina: Which I bet he did.
Rory: It was twice as big and I threw up all the way home.
Max Medina: Yeah. That sounds like your mom.