Lorelai: Nowhere in either Stars Hollow or its surrounding counties can you get a decent cup of coffee. I swear. It's like a big, stupid coffee conspiracy.
Rory: Why don't you just pour the water right into the bag?
Lorelai: Oh, you jest? Believe me, the thought has crossed my mind. It's looking better all the time. Where are you going? I'm not through complaining.