Rory: It doesn't matter if you tell me about Max or not. You'll break up again anyway.
Lorelai: Excuse me.
Rory: That's what you do best.
Lorelai: Stop right there.
Rory: You'll break up, cry, get back together, break up. It doesn't really matter. I'd rather not have to keep track. So tell me when you're down to the final inning.
Lorelai: You know what, that is way too snotty a thing even for alternate-universe Rory to say. I'd like an apology.
Rory: Fine, I apologize. Let's go home.
Lorelai: Yeah. Let's go home and try that apology again.