Quote from Rory in Emily in Wonderland
Emily: How are you doing with those shoes? Rory: All done. Emily: [gasps] That's amazing! What is that you used? Rory: I don't know. We got it off one of those late-night TV ads. Apparently it also gets rust off nails and hinges, waxes your car perfectly, and weatherproofs windows and doors. Emily: Isn't that nice.