Rory: You remember Paris Geller?
Lorelai: Your very best friend in the whole world?
Rory: Her parents are getting a major divorce.
Lorelai: Really?
Rory: Her dad's this bigwig at a huge pharmaceutical company and they're printing all the sordid details about it in the paper.
Lorelai: Ooh, how sordid?
Rory: Well, it's not the Rick James incident but Hugh Grant should be feeling pretty good about himself.