Lorelai: Are you mad?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Right. Because I'm dating him?
Rory: Because you lied to me.
Lorelai: I kept information from you.
Rory: Information that I should have had.
Lorelai: Information that would've come out eventually like the Iran-Contra Scandal.
Rory: So you're Oliver North.
Lorelai: No, I'm Fawn Hall.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: Well, she was much prettier.