Rory: On Shakespeare.
Lorelai: The bard with a beard. Love it.
Rory: It's 20% of my grade.
Lorelai: Just makes life interesting. Now what do we have to do to get you an "A" on that test?
Rory: Do you really think I can do this?
Lorelai: I bet you $1.
Rory: That's it? That's all my future's worth, $1?
Lorelai: Well, you did get a "D."