Rory: What are you doing there, babe?
Logan: Just trying to get my pants on and get some water.
Rory: Oh, yeah? Some water? With your pants?
Logan: Yeah, I don't want to go out there without pants.
Rory: You need to put a shirt on to get water?
Logan: Yeah, what if your mom's out there? I don't want her thinking I'm David Hasselhoff or something.
Rory: She's not gonna think you're David Hasselhoff. Socks? Logan, she's not gonna think anything weird. I promise.
Logan: Socks without shoes looks ridiculous. I'll be right back, sweetie.
Rory: All right, good night, David Hasselhoff.