Lorelai: Never been so wide awake.
Christopher: I'm more wide awake.
Lorelai: So wide awake I could watch the Ken Burns documentary of "Sod" and not drift off.
Christopher: There are 104 fleur-de-lis stencil on the ceiling, that's how wide awake I am.
Lorelai: I tried humming Brahms' "Lullaby" in my head, but it kept morphing into "Purple Rain," and "Purple Rain" made me think of grapes, which made me think of grape jam, which made me think of English muffins slathered in grape jam.