Quote from Lorelai in Go, Bulldogs!
Lorelai: [on the phone] You know who'd make a great mascot? Paul Anka. Rory: Mom. Lorelai: I'm not sure he's the Ivy League type, though. He might need more of a hacky-sacking, poetry-reading, tie-dyeing kind of place. Rory: Mom! Lorelai: Like Reed or Oberlin, where the air is sweet with the scent of patchouli. Rory: Mom, I'm not missing the beginning of this lecture. Lorelai: Nerd alert! Nerd alert! Nerd alert!