Christopher: Somebody gets a lot of mail.
Lorelai: Yeah, well, I'm a popular gal. Also, my system is, I only open my mail once a month.
Christopher: Your system is to open your mail once a month?
Lorelai: Twelve times a year. You know, because if you open your mail more than that, you get a lot of mattress fliers and bills and another bill. This way, I open it once a month, and I get letters from people who still write letters and shampoo samples and fun stuff.