Lorelai: Grass is just not this green. Not outside of "Pleasantville," it isn't.
Christopher: So, what exactly are you saying?
Lorelai: I'm suggesting they brought in sod.
Christopher: You suspect sod.
Lorelai: Yes, yes, or spray paint. Maybe they spray-painted the grass when they spray-painted these trees 'cause, I mean, there's autumnal foliage and then there's autumnal foliage. It's over the top, people.
Christopher: You're onto them. Hey, you think Yale piped in this crisp fall smell?
Lorelai: Uh, yeah, because Yale is crafty, Yale is smart. Yale is Yale, after all.