Rory: You know, I'm really not following this plot.
Lorelai: Okay, um in the last scene, there was a sign that said, "No shirt, no shoes, no service." And this guy, shirtless guy, is angry about that. Angry. And he's like, "No, I'm not gonna wear a shirt! I hate shirts!" And that really pissed those other guys off. Hey, you know what would be amazing and really Asian? Fried ice cream.
Rory: Oh, cows must envy your stomach.
Lorelai: They do.
Rory: I'm so full, I can't move. I feel like one of those cats that's bred to have no legs.
Lorelai: Oh, don't get me wrong, my stomach's ready to explode. This is not a physical hunger. It's more of a spiritual hunger.
Rory: For fried ice cream.
Lorelai: Yeah. It's an Eastern-philosophy thing. You wouldn't understand.