Rory: [answers phone] You're grounded.
Lorelai: Ha. Sorry, Mom. Kimmy saw this guy at the mall who was a total Chachi, and he bought us a slurpee, and we totally lost track of time.
Rory: I called you twice. I left messages. I called the National Guard, who didn't answer because they're all in Baghdad.
Lorelai: Well, I just checked my messages.
Rory: I won't be ignored, Dan.
Lorelai: I know. I'm hiding my rabbit as we speak.