Rory: Hi, everyone, I'm Rory Gilmore. I'm the maid of honor.
Lorelai: To Rory!
Christopher: To Rory!
Rory: I'm not one for speeches, and I don't have any incriminating pictures of Lane to share, but I do have this letter. This letter was written in 1995 by one Lane Kim. It was slipped into my hands during a spelling test in Miss Mellon's class. I was so shocked by its contents that I missed the word automobile-- o-t-t-o-mobile. That's right, Lane. I remember. I will now share with you the contents of this letter. "Dear Rory, how was your lunch? Mine was bad. Did you have ham again? If you did, I am sorry, but mine was worse. I thought you should know that today at recess I decided that I'm going to marry Alex Backus. He has a very nice head, and his ears don't stick out like Ronnie Winston's do. I will love him forever, no matter what. See you at brownies. Love, Lane." I just thought that Zach should know that in your heart, he will always be second place to Alex Backus and his well-proportioned ears.
Lane: It's true.
Rory: But the bottom line is, I love you, Lane. Congratulations. To the bride and groom.