Lorelai: Well, I'm running low on a lot of basics, and I just want to see if they got them in.
Emily: This is a cute little store.
Lorelai: Well, if you can be cute and unclean at the same time. All right, let's see. No. No. No. Nope, and this is the only store in town.
Emily: What are you looking for?
Lorelai: What am I looking for? Everything. They have nothing. The little they have is off-brands, which wouldn't be so galling, except everything's so far past its expiration date. Hey, help yourself to some Little George's chips. Yum, yum. Little George, pass. Oh, and look. Here we have some Aunt Molly's ice cream. You'll notice there's no picture of Aunt Molly on the carton. I googled her and got a mug shot, and all I could think was, "I hope she hasn't been selling that stuff to kids."