Lorelai: [on the phone] So I run out of Doose's, and I'm approaching Luke's apartment - I guess to get help or something - and I'm walking to the door, and I open it, and there's Paul Anka, in front of a microphone, giving a little concert.
Rory: The real Paul Anka.
Lorelai: The dog Paul Anka.
Rory: Couldn't have been happy, you interrupting his show like that.
Lorelai: He didn't notice. So I go down to the diner, and there, lo and behold, is Paul Anka sitting on Babette's lap.
Rory: Please don't tell me it was-
Lorelai: The real Paul Anka.
Babette: Good boy. Who's a good boy?
Rory: This is crazy.
Lorelai: Coming to the end. So the real Paul Anka looks outside, and there, sitting in the middle of the street staring at him is dog Paul Anka.
Rory: Uh-oh.
Lorelai: So real Paul Anka gets up and runs out of Luke's. They're both in the street. Now, real Paul Anka walking toward dog Paul Anka, dog Paul Anka toward real Paul Anka. You can sense that something very bad is about to happen, when suddenly they meet in the middle of the street, and bam! An otherworldly white light engulfs the whole town, and there's a loud explosion and two barks, and everything goes dark.
Rory: And?
Lorelai: And then I woke up.