Rory: I just don't care how funny the picture is. If it's not newsworthy - and I can't see how it would be - I would not publish a picture of the university president stuffing his face with key lime pie at the drama club bake sale.
Arthur Gordon: I'm sure President Levin will be pleased to hear that. [laughter]
Rory: If, however, someone pushed key lime pie in the president's face as a statement, that I would print.