Lorelai: This is fun.
Rory: You have got to stop doing that.
Lorelai: I love the squishy feeling.
Rory: You're going to overmash them.
Lorelai: Is there such a thing as overmashing potatoes?
Rory: Yes, it's called potato soup.
Lorelai: You know, you can put on the apron and shout out things like "dice the carrots," but implying that you can overmash potatoes proves you're a phony.
Rory: You're the one who thought the potato masher was a waffle shaper before I corrected you.
Lorelai: Ow, I think I'm giving myself mashed-potato elbow.