Lorelai: I'm sorry, but this picture just does not compute.
Rory: Stop.
Lorelai: You're wielding a knife. That's verboten in Gilmore world.
Rory: You forget that I'm a rebel.
Lorelai: And you're wearing an apron.
Rory: It's so my clothes don't get wrecked.
Lorelai: You've not worn an apron since you saw The Sound of Music and you put one on so you'd look like Sister Maria, and you made a big crucifix out of popsicle sticks.