Sookie: I wonder if Jackson has a love child.
Lorelai: What?
Sookie: I saw this kid wandering around town the other day. He looked exactly like Jackson, and his voice was exactly like Jackson's, plus he was holding a banana, so I think he likes fruit.
Lorelai: Sookie, Jackson doesn't have a son he doesn't know about.
Sookie: Why not? Luke had a daughter he didn't know anything about.
Lorelai: I know.
Sookie: You think Luke's the only one with a past? You think Jackson was a monk when I met him? He had seed, and he passed it around.