Woman: It's very nice.
Lane: It's one of a kind.
Woman: Will you take $250?
Lane: For that chair?
Woman: Well, it does have some nicks.
Lane: That chair is 200 years old, it's gonna have some nicks. It sat in James Madison's bedroom. This chair is a piece of history. We shouldn't even be allowed to sell it to you.
Woman: Well, I didn't mean to insult you.
Lane: You didn't insult me. You insulted the chair and the United States of America.
Woman: All right, $300's fine.
Lane: Forget it.
Woman: That's what the price tag says.
Lane: The price just went up, flag burner. If you want the chair, it's $350. If you don't, please leave, because I have a lot of work to do.