Lorelai: Let's call Daddy, make him pay for an apartment with one lock.
Rory: No. Look, this is the way it's supposed to be. I am in college. Don't you see? I'm supposed to live in a crappy apartment. I'm supposed to eat ramen noodles and mac and cheese for months. I've been living in a pool house with maids and fresh-cut flowers and mints on my pillow every night.
Lorelai: You got to love my mother sometimes.
Rory: This is good and right, and I'm happy, and I have roommates who are learning to kill people. So where's the bad?