Lorelai: They seem different.
Luke: They're nachos. Now eat them.
Lorelai: You used baked chips.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: You did, didn't you? You used baked chips and low-fat cheese.
Luke: I did not use low-fat cheese.
Lorelai: Ha!
Luke: How can you tell?
Lorelai: How could you lie?
Luke: They taste the same!
Lorelai: Oh, the trust, Luke. How are we going to make it if you're trying to keep me healthy?
Luke: Fine. Forget it. Die at 60.
Lorelai: Bring me a donut while I wait.