Quote from Lorelai in The Prodigal Daughter Returns
Lorelai: They seem different. Luke: They're nachos. Now eat them. Lorelai: You used baked chips. Luke: What? Lorelai: You did, didn't you? You used baked chips and low-fat cheese. Luke: I did not use low-fat cheese. Lorelai: Ha! Luke: How can you tell? Lorelai: How could you lie? Luke: They taste the same! Lorelai: Oh, the trust, Luke. How are we going to make it if you're trying to keep me healthy? Luke: Fine. Forget it. Die at 60. Lorelai: Bring me a donut while I wait.