Lorelai Quote #2120
Quote from Lorelai in The Prodigal Daughter Returns
Lorelai: They seem different.
Luke: They're nachos. Now eat them.
Lorelai: You used baked chips.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: You did, didn't you? You used baked chips and low-fat cheese.
Luke: I did not use low-fat cheese.
Lorelai: Ha!
Luke: How can you tell?
Lorelai: How could you lie?
Luke: They taste the same!
Lorelai: Oh, the trust, Luke. How are we going to make it if you're trying to keep me healthy?
Luke: Fine. Forget it. Die at 60.
Lorelai: Bring me a donut while I wait.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Prodigal Daughter Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Rory's back.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: She's back. She's back at home, she's back at school, she got a job, and she did it all on her own. She's at Lane's picking up her things, and then we're going to pull a major all-nighter. We need burgers, fries, onions rings, and anything else you can think of. Ooh, I'm going to go next door and pick up some ice cream at Taylor's. She's back. We can set the date. We can get married now because Rory's back. Don't skimp on the fries. We don't want to lose her again.
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: Listen.
Lorelai: Are you cooking?
Luke: Is that listening?
Lorelai: Well, I'm hungry.
Luke: Focus.
Lorelai: I'm hungry.
Luke: Shh.
Lorelai: Fine. I don't hear anything.
Luke: Exactly.
Lorelai: Okay, Simon, Garfunkel.
Quote from Lorelai
Luke: You're not happy they're gone?
Lorelai: No, I am. I just wanted to say "goodbye."
Luke: Goodbye?
Lorelai: I wanted to have a "We're done" party, buy them some pizza.
Luke: More pizza.
Lorelai: And I had going-away presents for them.
Luke: I gave them a present, a $2,000 going-away present. That's got to bring some smiles.
Lorelai: But I bought paper hats and noisemakers.
Luke: The place was covered with dust. You were woken up at 6:00 a.m. every morning by the hammering. I thought you'd be happy.
Lorelai: I am. I'm just sad at the same time. You've never been with a woman before?