Quote from Jess in Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out
Jess: And I didn't think you'd believe it if I didn't show it to you in person. Rory: Well, color me curious. A book. The Subsect. Written by Jess Mariano. Jess: It's no misprint. Rory: You wrote a book? Jess: A short novel. Rory: You wrote a book?! Jess: Through a fluke, I got it to these guys that have a small press, and they read it. I don't know if they were high or something, but they decide to publish it. Rory: You wrote a book. Jess: There's no money in it. They only printed like 500 of them. Believe me, I'm not quitting my day job.