Sookie: Why couldn't it be something that didn't ooze or run? Like a wart or a bunion? Bunions are okay. They're sort of onions mixed with buns. That's sort of appetizing if you don't think too hard.
Michel: You know what this means, don't you?
Lorelai: It means nothing.
Sookie: It means my next review will be in the New England Journal of Medicine.