Mrs. Green Quote #12

Quote from Mrs. Green in The One with the Baby Shower

Mrs. Green: Now, have you picked your nanny yet? Now, I don't want you to just use your housekeeper, because it will just split her focus.
Rachel: Well, actually, I'm not gonna use a nanny. And I don't even have a housekeeper.
Mrs. Green: It's like you're a cave person.

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 ‘The One with the Baby Shower’ Quotes

Quote from Mrs. Green

Ross: I have a son. His mother and I didn't live together. And whenever he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself.
Mrs. Green: That's true. You do have another child.
Ross: Yeah.
Mrs. Green: With another woman. Have you no control, Ross?
Ross: That's a different issue.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: It wasn't my fault. Phoebe was in charge of the invitations.
Phoebe: Well, I don't have a mother. So often I forget-
Monica: Oh, give it a rest.
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?
Phoebe: No. Neither is mine.

Quote from Mrs. Green

Monica: Wait a minute. If you're in charge of invitations, why am I the one that had to call her? [on the phone] Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi, it's Monica Geller.
Mrs. Green: Oh, hello, Monica.
Monica: Hi. I know this is last-minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Mrs. Green: I know. My daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Monica: Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mrs. Green: For what, dear? For not inviting me, or for lying about it?