Phoebe Quote #1245
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Red Sweater
Monica: Wow, it's so weird. You're gonna tell this guy today, and he has no idea what's going to happen.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're just going to knock on his door and change his life forever. You're like Ed McMahon, except without the big check. Or the raw sexual magnetism.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Red Sweater’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Listen, you know what? Sir, for the last time, I don't care what the computer says. We did not take a bag of Mashuga Nuts from the mini bar. And we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little.
Joey: Hey.
Phoebe: Uh, Joey, were you in our room last night?
Joey: No. [Phoebe shows Joey the bill they're challenging] I was told the name of movie would not appear on the bill.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Hey, how are you feeling? Got any morning sickness?
Rachel: Ssh. The guys don't know, do they?
Monica: No. Joey and Ross don't know anything and Chandler still thinks Phoebe's pregnant.
Phoebe: Hey, that's right. Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling, or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. After you, of course.
Quote from Joey
Front Desk Clerk: Here's a copy of your bill.
Monica: Oh, thanks. Champagne, strawberries- Oh, my God! I can't believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night.
Joey: Yeah, that's sad. Mashuga Nut?