Joey Quote #1188
Quote from Joey in The One with Chandler's Dad
Joey: You know, I'm beginning to see what Jake was talking about. The silk feels really good. Yeah, and things aren't as smashed down as I thought they would be.
Phoebe: That's great, Joe.
Joey: And you have so many more choices than you do with men's underwear. Bikini, French cut, thong. And the fabrics: you got cotton, silk, lace. And you know what I've always wondered about? Pantyhose. You know, the way they start at your toe, then they go all the way up to- I should go take these off, shouldn't I?
Phoebe: I think it's important you do.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Chandler's Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Ross: I saw the Porsche parked out front. Can I get the keys? I thought I'd take that bad boy for a spin.
Rachel: Wait a minute. You let Ross drive the Porsche? Yet when I ask you, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.
Monica: Well, he's my brother, and plus he drives so slow he'd never hurt it.
Ross: It's a car, Monica, not a rocket ship.
Monica: Whatever, Ross. Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
Quote from Monica
Monica: We're going to Las Vegas to see your dad. It's time you two talked. And I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Chandler: When we went over this, I won.
Monica: No, you didn't. And, honey, just so you know, now that you're marrying me, you don't get to win anymore.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Wow, I can't believe you lied to me.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this. Okay, Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding.
Monica: Well, Rachel, the reason why I won't let you drive the Porsche is because you're a terrible driver. There. That wasn't about the wedding.
Ross: Look, Rach, if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche, I'll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Joey: Yeah, you got a couple hours?