Monica Quote #692

Quote from Monica in The One Where They All Turn Thirty

Monica: You know what I'd really like to say? I'm drunk! That's right, Mom and Dad.Your little old "Harmomica" is hammered. And guess what? I've been drunk before. And I've smoked a cigarette. You know what, it's all okay. It's okay because I turned 30 today. And I can do anything I want. Because I am a grownup. [Monica falls down]

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 ‘The One Where They All Turn Thirty’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Would you put that back on. Monica is going to be here any minute.
Joey: But it hurts my Joey's apple.
Chandler: Okay, for the last time, it's not named after each individual man.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30-year-olds.
Ross: Wow. Do you realize in 10 years we're gonna be 40?
Joey: Why, God? Why are you doing this to us?

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Oh, come on, you guys, is it just me? Am I overreacting?
Chandler: No, Rach, it's not just you. My 30th birthday certainly wasn't that much fun.
[flashback:]
Joey: And now Chandler! We're all getting so old. Why are you doing this to us?