Chandler Quote #1167

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Joke

Monica: Hey, it's Phoebe and Rachel. Why don't you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance.
Chandler: Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady. Being with her has been like being on a vacation. And what may be perceived as high maintenance is merely attention to detail and ... [Monica whispers] generosity of spirit.
Rachel: Wow. You know what? That is the best fake speech I think I've ever heard.
Phoebe: Really? I've heard better.
Monica: Wait. Wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.
Chandler: I'm out of words. Should I just say the whole thing again?

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Ross: No way.
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Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, Ross. I'll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I'll toss in a free muffin.