Stewardess: Can I help you?
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry, miss. Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident.

Joey: Chandler, you are not gonna believe this. I have found my identical hand twin.
Chandler: What?
Joey: My identical hand twin.
Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?
Joey: It was incredible. The dealer's hands were exactly like mine. It was like looking at my hands in a mirror.
Chandler: Are sou sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror?
Joey: Don't you see what this means? I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire.
Chandler: How?
Joey: Well, look, I don't have it all worked out yet. But it's gotta mean big money. Come on, identical hands.
Chandler: Again, I must go back to ... how?
Joey: This is Vegas, man. People will pay to see freaky stuff. How much would you pay to see this hand twice?
Chandler: You know, I can't really put a price on that, Joe.
Joey: Hey, are you un-supporting me again?
Chandler: No, no. I support you 100%. I just didn't get it right away. Now I'm caught up. Identical hand twins. It's a million-dollar idea.
Joey: Right?

Joey: Hey, Pheebs. Listen, can you do me a favor? I forgot the PlN number to my ATM card. Can you get it for me?
Phoebe: Sure. Where is it?
Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner.
Phoebe: Oh, so you're 5-6-3-9?
Joey: That's it! Thanks, Pheebs.