Joey Quote #589
Quote from Joey in The One Hundredth
Rachel: Okay, you're coming with me. And I also told them if we're still here when they get off, we'll go down to the cafeteria and get some Jello with them.
Joey: Yep. There's always room for Jello.
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Joey: It's easy. I can do it with anything. Watch. Grandma's chicken salad.
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‘The One Hundredth’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Doctor: Now, ordinarily, Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break the stones up with shock waves. But they're too close to the bladder. Which means we can either we wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra-
Joey: Whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. Nothing is going up, okay? Up is not an option. What's a urethra? [Monica whispers in Joey's ear] Are you crazy?
Quote from Ross
Ross: To be fair, he doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie-
Phoebe: What are you doing? Why are you defending him? Just get me another doctor who is not crazy and does not Fonzie.
Ross: Again, it's not that he-
Phoebe: Aah! Aah!
Quote from Joey
Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Joey: Well, what else could it be?
Doctor: It's kidney stones.
Joey: Or...?
Doctor: Kidney stones.