Rachel Quote #422
Quote from Rachel in The One with Ross's Wedding (Part 2)
Rachel: When is your next flight to London?
Ticket Agent: There's one leaving in 30 minutes.
Rachel: Oh, good.
Ticket Agent: And I do have one seat left.
Rachel: Oh. Thank you, thank you.
Ticket Agent: The last-minute fare on this ticket is $2700.
Rachel: Ugh. I don't think I have enough left on my credit card.
Ticket Agent: Well, you can split it with another credit card.
Rachel: Oh, okay. How about five? Thank you.
Ticket Agent: I'm just going to need to see your passport.
Rachel: Okay, you know what. I don't have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my nightstand. You know what? I have my driver's license. And I have a 20. [Rachel slides the $20 to the agent, who slides it ride back]
‘The One with Ross's Wedding (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: No, no! I'll be nice, I swear. Could you just give me the number for where they are?
The Housekeeper: I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to divulge that information.
Phoebe: Okay, look. Somebody is on their way to ruin the wedding, and I have to warn somebody. All right. So if you don't give me that number, then I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna kick your snooty ass all the way to New Gloucenshire! Hello? Hello? She knew I could kick her ass.
Quote from Phoebe
The Housekeeper: The Waltham residence.
Phoebe: Hi. Is this Emily's parents' house?
The Housekeeper: This is the housekeeper speaking. And, by the way, young lady, that is not how one addresses a person on the telephone. First one identifies oneself and then asks for the person with whom one wishes to speak.
Phoebe: [in a British accent] This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if it's not too much trouble, please, might I speak with Miss Emily Waltham, please?
The Housekeeper: Miss Waltham is at the rehearsal dinner. And it is not polite to make fun of people. Goodbye.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: And so then I realized, all the stuff that I had been doing proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding was all just a way-
Guy on the Plane: Oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm sorry, can I interrupt? I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person.
Rachel: Pardon me?
Guy on the Plane: You say you love this man, and yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life. I'm afraid I have to agree with your friend "Pheebs". This is a terrible, terrible plan.
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel.
Guy on the Plane: But why? He loves this, this Emily person. No good can come of this.
Rachel: Well, I think you're wrong.
Guy on the Plane: Oh, no. [bites his fist] And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.
[Rachel gasps]