Chandler Quote #778
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Embyros
Rachel: I'm so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.
Joey: Oh, yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Ross: Five.
Chandler: Okay, 10 bucks says we can name every item in that bag.
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Joey: Six.
Ross: Challenge extended.
Monica: Deal.
Ross: Challenge accepted.
Joey: All right, we'll start with apples.
Ross: We'll be starting with apples.
Chandler: Stop that now.
Ross: Yes.
Joey: Okay. Tortilla chips. Yogurt.
Chandler: Diet soda.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Chandler: Orange juice.
Rachel: Oh, there's no orange juice in there. We win!
Ross: They have another guess.
Rachel: Well, we won that one.
Joey: Okay. The last thing is-
Chandler: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Joey: No. Not for like another two weeks.
Chandler: I got it. Scotch tape.
Ross: How did you know she would buy Scotch tape?
Chandler: Well we used up theirs last night making scary faces.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Embyros’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Ross: "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?"
Monica: Maurice.
Ross: "His profession was?"
Rachel: Space cowboy!
Ross: "What is Chandler Bing's job?" [silence]
Rachel: Oh, gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing.
Rachel: He carries a briefcase.
Ross: Ten seconds. You need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It has something to do with transponding.
Rachel: Oh, oh! He's a transpon- transponster.
Monica: That's not even a word! *beep*
Monica & Rachel: Noooooooo!
Quote from Chandler
Ross: "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: The lrish jig guy?
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel any better this is all your fault.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Chanandler Bong. Come on, we steal that TV Guide every week.
Chandler: I knew it!