Chandler Quote #784
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Embyros
Ross: All right. We have a tie. Luckily, I've prepared for such an event. The lightning round! Thirty seconds. All the questions you can answer.
Monica: You guys are dead. I am so good at lightning rounds.
Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds, all right? We're going to destroy you.
Monica: Want to bet?
Chandler: Oh, I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Embyros’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Ross: "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?"
Monica: Maurice.
Ross: "His profession was?"
Rachel: Space cowboy!
Ross: "What is Chandler Bing's job?" [silence]
Rachel: Oh, gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing.
Rachel: He carries a briefcase.
Ross: Ten seconds. You need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It has something to do with transponding.
Rachel: Oh, oh! He's a transpon- transponster.
Monica: That's not even a word! *beep*
Monica & Rachel: Noooooooo!
Quote from Chandler
Ross: "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: The lrish jig guy?
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel any better this is all your fault.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Chanandler Bong. Come on, we steal that TV Guide every week.
Chandler: I knew it!