Chandler Quote #700

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Cuffs

Chandler: If she sees me locked to this she'll know you were here. You might as well let me go.
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
Chandler: Still won't be clean. All I want is my freedom.
Rachel: Foot rubs for a month.
Chandler: Freedom!
Rachel: I'll put all your photos into albums!
Chandler: Freedom. I want my freedom! Why won't you hear me?

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Quote from Joey

Rachel: Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now.
Chandler: Come on, it's not an everyday occurrence for me. I mean, usually I'm just in there by myself.
Joey: [mimics the sound of a squeaking bed]

Quote from Joey

Joey: What else you got in there?
Salesman: Let's see. Where does the Pope live?
Joey: ln the woods. No. Wait, that's the joke answer.
Salesman: Actually, it's Vatican City.

Quote from Joey

Salesman: So here's somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Salesman: And?
Joey: I'm out.
Salesman: He painted that.
Joey: Wow. That's pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked.