Ross Quote #359
Quote from Ross in The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Rachel: Well, okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium Iistening to Professor Pitstains and his "Hey, everybody. Remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had."
Ross: First of all, it's Professor Pitain. And second of all, that little bone proved that that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly.
Rachel: Okay, you know what I just heard? Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.
Ross: You know what? A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka.
Rachel: Oh, that is so--
Ross: No, no, no. A bunch of out-of-control jackets take over an island! [squeals]
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Leslie: Okay, my next song's called: "Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say? I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way."
Phoebe: Oh, no. One of those "Iook for the hidden meaning" songs.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You know what the saddest part is? When we were playing together, that was like the most fun I've ever had in all my lives.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not your fault.
Leslie: That's great. You know, you could totally sell this. It'd be perfect for, like, a kitty-litter campaign.
Phoebe: A jingle? No, no, no, no.
Leslie: Why not? You'd make a ton of money.
Phoebe: If I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now, you know. You gotta get out of that jingle-head, sweetie.