Rachel Quote #260

Quote from Rachel in The One Where Rachel Quits

Rachel: Gunther, you know what? I am a terrible waitress. Do you know why I'm a terrible waitress? Because I don't care. I don't care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf. I don't care where the tray spot is. I just don't care. This is not what I want to do. So I don't think I should do it anymore. I'm going to give you my week's notice.
Gunther: What?
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.

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