Chandler Quote #529
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Giant Poking Device
Janice: But before I can say goodbye, there's something I really need you to know. The way I feel about you, it's like I finally understand what Lionel Ritchie's been singing about. You know? I mean, what we have it's like movie love. You're my soul mate. I can't believe we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives together.
Chandler: Then don't leave me.
Janice: What?
Chandler: Forget what I said. I was babbling. Pick me.
Janice: No, you were right. I gotta give my marriage another chance.
Chandler: No, you don't. No, no, I say you have to give your divorce another chance.
‘The One with the Giant Poking Device’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: I got a science question. If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.
Quote from Gunther
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. [Rachel kisses Ross] Can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: Oh, like you don't already have everything.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: He's alive! He's alive!
Monica: And yet we're still poking him.
Joey: Okay, retract the device! Retract the device!
Ross: He does not look happy.
Rachel: Hey, now he's showing us his poking device.
Joey: Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!