Ross Quote #320
Quote from Ross in The One with the Giant Poking Device
Rachel: I watched Monica bang his head against that thing.
Ross: Monica did it? Monica, did you notice anything weird about Ben today?
Monica: No, why?
Ross: I was just playing with him, and we were doing the "Alphabet Song", which he used to be good at. But suddenly he's just leaving out "E" and "F." It's like they just, I don't know, fell out of his head.
Monica: Really?
Ross: Oh, and also, he's walking kind of funny. It's like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg. Yeah, he's in there, just ... [circling around]
Monica: Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby! [checking on Ben]
Rachel: I hope it's still funny when you're in hell.
Monica: You jerk!
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‘The One with the Giant Poking Device’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: I got a science question. If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.
Quote from Gunther
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. [Rachel kisses Ross] Can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: Oh, like you don't already have everything.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: He's alive! He's alive!
Monica: And yet we're still poking him.
Joey: Okay, retract the device! Retract the device!
Ross: He does not look happy.
Rachel: Hey, now he's showing us his poking device.
Joey: Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!